But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
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I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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