i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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