How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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