okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
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Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
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I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Sorry about my life...
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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