i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
