I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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