whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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