STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
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EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
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He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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