turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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