But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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