I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
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I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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