piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
MIDGETS
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He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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