Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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