can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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