someone threw a dead crab at me
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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