Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize