Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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