yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
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I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
its liver damage thursday
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About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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