Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
it's like heaven, but drunker
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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