I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
