i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
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The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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