Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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