i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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