C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
there was a trapeze. enough said
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I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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