I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
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Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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