I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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