You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
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It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
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