Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
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Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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