hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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