is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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