do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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