Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize