Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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