Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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