community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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