If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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