I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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