Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
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Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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