Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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