did you get engaged???
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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