with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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