btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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