She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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