yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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