Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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