Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
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There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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