just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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