I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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