You're completely useless in the revolution.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
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Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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