Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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