we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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