ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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