We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
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Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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