I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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