Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
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Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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