She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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